Cheese Pooper?

Hey internet, it's been a while.

So, I just managed to get baby powder AND root beer on my shirt. might as well slap some paint and mustard on here and call it a jackson pollock. Plus, I could always get LDM's help with that.

ew.

Ill admit that was a pretty bad.

Destery Quote of The Day:
"This song makes me want to open up a can of sex -- and put it on my armpit."

-Nik

So the ominous day of death... I mean hearts... is coming fast. Only 9 and a half hours left until the couples will start to jump each other.

I guess that's a bias opinion, but I really don't give a flying mongoose.

On Thursday, I did something that would change my life forever:

I stole a poster about virtue, just because it had Spock on it.

I consider myself a very bad person.

-Line

You should. stealing a Spock poster advertising virtue is most illogical, considering that vulans are like the asians of star trek. oh, for my next stunt, I will do this entire blog bind, without blind.
just kidding.
where the fuck are my glasses.

However, I WILL do the whole blog while wearing leg-warmers.
OOH.

So, Tomorrow is Valentine's day, and I don't know about you, but I am freakin' single. as always.
FML?
-Nik

I don't even know. The only good thing about tomorrow is the fact that I get to give people my Valentine's Cards, cartoon Transformers and all.

So just a slight thing that annoys me: when a fucking mob of old ladies in short shorts and spandex steals every fucking seat in Starbucks so they can discuss Lady Gaga and Bob Barker. Honestly, get a fucking house.

-Line

LOL wow. In case you didn't know, Line is crazy about starbucks. Given the opportunity, she'd probably live there.
So, I've come to the conclusion that line would be a very scary person to get blowies from. She was tilting her head down and looking up at me, and believe me it was scary.
Mind you, it was only scary until she did a faceplant into the side of the laptop.
-Nik

You know what Nik, at least I'm not the kid looking up my little pony on livejournal.

So, my newest obsession? Princess and the Frog. It is amazing. I wish I was a princess :(

Valentine's Day is a big thing at our school. All grade 12's get to skip and come class to class singing cheesy (or provocative) love songs. BEST thing though, hands down, is matchmaker. When you see the first name on your list, your heart either plummets or leaps. I guess there's also the, who the fuck is that, too. Anyway.

-Line

Yeah, mine was definitely a "Who the fuck was that" moment.

WOW. Line just got an email from fanfiction.net, and she just about fell off her chair.
watching beetlejuice and trying to convince the ex to dye his hair black again. to no avail.
oh boy, she got another email.
-Nik

You know what. You'd be excited too if you had concrete proof that you were loved.

So just a small note, Adam Lambert with blonde hair is completely disgusting.

ANOTHER THING: KV IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL.

He is why people get raped. He is the reason my aunt's a bitch. He's the reason they took the artificial colour out of smarties!

HE IS JUST A CHEESE POOPING BITCH!

-Line

LOL. So, on a closing note, never trust a dude in a tunic.
-Nik