Finally: We Came

well, that's not at all suggestive, Line. Or, maybe that's just because I have a horribly twisted mind. Eh, probably. So, it;s a new year, new people, the same old situation. But, we can't complain, as it never fails to entertain. And taking into consideration how long it's been since the last time we did this, I'm assuming it'll be packed with all that good bad stuff that goes down around here.
-Nik

So, major changes of this year: Brazilians, drama, Nik has an asian boyfriend, and more drama. Waitwhat?!?! WHO WAS IT WHO LIKED THE ASIANS?!?! Me... Well, considering we're the same person, I guess it's understandable. On another note, how is it fair that Nik gets the awesome Brazilian for a roommate, and I get the creepy Chinese chick. I don't find that fair. At all. BTW gray pleather, topped with gray cotton, strapped all together with gray wool is never, and never will be a good look.
-Line

Hm, I don't think they hear about my adventures over summer break.
1. The 22-year-old lifeguard who I dumped because he wouldn't stop calling me "Princess", etc.
2. The crazy chinese (Line says "Chinaman") who wanted to "shove a mace through my face" after I broke up with him because he was psycho-obsessive (L-bomb, day 2)
3. The Fresh-off-the-rez native, who I dumped because he kept getting high and drunk as fuck every day and phoning me at three in the morning (L-bomb week 2)

And, for one, someone who I'm hoping might actually work. But it's still a matter of letting his sister come out with us. Yeah, so about Line's roommate, after one of the girls had a peculiar incident with a large amount of advil and ridiculous nudist rebel careless roommate, KD's parents wanted her to get a new roommate.
Doesn't really shock me.
So, after the CM's asking me whether or not me and my roommate would break up our awesome pairing, dumbass Line (A.K.A. sucker for punishment) volunteers to room with JZ.
Well, the shit hit the fan then. Let's just say since I have a pretty damn baller brazillian roommate, Line's gonna be hanging out in my room a lot. and maybe helping with the good old cold spoon treatment, as a result of last night.
-Nik

At least it's not as big as the other one... But I'm still probably gonna die. I can see why KD found herself intimate with a bottle of pills. So, I just realized that it's almost our anniversary. We've almost been together for a year :) How romantic. Not really. So this year is gonna rape me. From my roommate to my courses to distracting brazilians who want me to sing about sucking dick. Oh, and the distracting germans who look like Dr. Who. I'm just thoroughly, fucked this year.
-Line

Oh yea, Line's quite the erotic singer. In addition to weird shit that's happened this year, there's also the new Nik and Line. Not the blog, but the people. it's really weird. OH HEY MAN, I'm not the one in SY that's going to get lesbian jokes now! I'm so excited, I'm no longer the resident lesbieber. Well, ou approaching anniversary calls for inebriated blogging, in my opinion. that post is going to be messier than a night at the jersey shore, christ. Speaking of white trash, Hallowe'en at our school was quite the gong show. All I have to say is THANKS A LOT M. Night Shaymalan, thanks for giving every girl of relatively easy virtue to win awards for running around in nothing but a thin layer of blue polyester and a loincloth.
AND IT WASN'T EVEN A WHOLE LOINCLOTH.
I COULD SEE THEIR SMURFY-HUED ASSES.
-Nik

So, apparently I'm this dudes, chola haila hood rat. Which for those who don't know basically means, I'm this ghetto bitch who sleeps with all of the hood. Compared to what he thinks, it's not as flattering. So, I don't know if it's the fact that there are more this year, or if I've just grown up, but I FUCKING HATE LB'S! They're all, I'm a baller, but really, they're not. On yet another note, how is it that the starving black child, PT can come to our school all the way up in Canada? I don't know, and I really want to ask the Ni-- dude. I watched Mulan today. It was fricking amazing. I can't wait until I watch it again :) I want to marry Shang.
-Line

So, we're currently looking through all the past blog entries, oh my god you're retarded for reading this. Mind you, we're the fuckheads for thinking of it, and then writing it down. So, I have to agree with you on the LBs pretending to be baller thing, especially since my cradle-robbing (quote: my dad) had given me the lovely opportunity to witness this first-hand. I'm currently being stared down by a fricking scary brazillian. Well, it was only scary until he started shaking his invisible boobs at us.
-Nik

And his ass. Don't forget the ass. OHHHHH PRETTY MEXICAN! I don't even know. I'm going insane. So now, the mexicans think I'm weird. Like this one kid always comes up to me and shows me the size of his dick. But that may have been because i said he had a small one. Seeing as that's like the only thing that I can say in spanish.

Anways, on a closing note:

A word from a Brazilian:

BOOB