Message Has Been Sent

Hello internet, it's Nik and Line.

So Nik has an incessant need to text people awkward things. On her phone, sure that would be fine. But she only does it on MY phone. So I get messages like WTF MAN? And don't know what I sent. Until I look and find BUTFUCKKKKK!!!!!! sent to every person on my contacts list.
-Line

LOL okay well the girl I just texted BUTTFUCKK!!! to just charged into the room and gave me this really retarded noogie. And on the subject of retarded, I think Line just went down on the keyboard.

SLICE OF IRONY OF THE WEEK:
So, we don't exactly call JN the Dr. Ruth of SY for nothing. so I found it ironic that during the conversation involving.... my.... experience... (or lack thereof) took this turn.

Nik: "Well, to make a long story short, I think he found out what my uvula tasted like."

*REALLY LONG AWKWARD PAUSE*

JN: "So, you let him go down on you, but you didn't even make out with him?!"

BUTanyway. We have neglected you lovelies, it's been a whole week and then some! But in return for our negligence, we should have a nice bank of stories built up to tell you.
-Nik

So, in our school's lovely redition of F451 Nik played a major lead!!! Well... she came out of the black curtains and said some lines from something. Well... she tired on night two. ANYWAY. LL and I made a beautiful sign. And held it up for AFW and Nik. They enjoyed it. And they know they did. Even if they couldn't see it. LOL.
-Line

BULL SHIT. I'm pretty sure my role in the play was more minimal than KYL-- and he was cut from the play in like the third week. OMG and okay. So we're doing this stint in chapel where all the book people perform the first scene, and then run like hell when RB walks in-- which I usually do anyway. and so I run down the steps, running down chapel when i trip - WHOMP - and fall flat on my face. then LKW trips on me. Then AFW trips on him. and then LKW is like "SORRY RB!"
-Nik

Speak of the devil (she doesn't look dangerous, does she?) we have a special guest speaker!

Ahh, don't say that, it reminds me of Boarders' Chapel yesterday. I was watching the prefects setting up to sing 'We are all in this together' (High School Musical- FAIL) and the director of boarding decided it was a good idea to move the fake christmas tree so that they would have more room. Well, he grabbed onto the top half of the tree and started to move it, but apparently failed to understand that the tree was in two pieces, and ended up dropping the thing, so that it looked like we had an overenthusiastic lumberjack hiding behind the prefects. Blllaaaahhhh.

I'm in a good mood. There is a reason behind this, and his initials are BVW. :) He's South African ^^

Oh, this is AFW, by the way.

Sooo... I am in love with Bender. I'm slacking off during prep (as always) and watching the Breakfast Club. He is possibly the greatest person I had ever seen. I mean, Dudeee. Oh, LOL! My senile old grandfather calls me every couple days and leaves random messages that aren't actually for me. So today he calls and when I don't answer he gets my machine. Nik was kind enough to record "IF YOU UTTER SO MUCH AS ONE SYLLABAL I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH. If you'd like to fax me, press the star key." Needless to say the message he left went like this:

*awkward silence*

*click*

We have done well Nik.
-Line

Indeed we have. And another reason we have done well: we have discovered the coloured text option.

NIK'S WEEKLY SLAP ACROSS THE FACE:
Library council is having a GINGERBREAD-decorating event this week.

WITHOUT ME.

GINGER.

WITH--OUT--ME!!

WTF!!!!


anywho, on a last note, remember Bob Barker's famous words:

"Make sure to have your pets spayed or neutered."
-Nik and Line