FIRST POST YESSS!

GOOD MORNING STARSHINE,
THE EARTH SAYS--HELLO!

oops. copyright infringement. oh well. it'll be our little secret. So house games today, and both houses in our house (that made sense) lost both games. Too bad it wasn't Tuesday...

Anyway, so we're sitting there watching HA house suck some major BA balls, and LINE over here refuses to desist taking stalker pictures of a certain someones ASS.
-Nik

For the record. I did not. (Even if I did.)
-Line

So guess who had Friday night prep on Friday?

Not me...

But Nik did.

YEP.
Best two hours of my life, NOT. I totally want it back. You know FNP's gone to shit when the kid sitting beside you whips out the pencil crayons out...
not to mention the dude monitoring us acts like this total badass cop, trying to be all Samuel L. Jackson about it, but ending up looking more like Paul Blart.
-Nik

So... I've been wasting money like a trophy wife. Yep. I should really stop. But when the Labyrinth and Benny and Joon are calling... you just need to fucking answer.
-Line

So I'm reading the script for Miss Saigon, and OMG the engineer is a total dickweed. SO glad CB didn't get the part, hed turn into a total wifebeater. However, that would include him growing a pair...a new experience for him.
-Nik

When he's not quacking... *quackquack* So... for the first time, my posters are actually starting to freak me out. 108 eyes staring at me... Including Nik's make it.. 111.
-Line

WTF Line, I have three eyes? yeah. I'm not surprised, 54 androgynous asian men have got to start creeping you out after a while, I wonder how long it'll take my future Iron Maiden poster to freak me out...
But anyway, Line's got this decorative Hallowe'en garland thing running around the room that says "BOO" and then little ghosts. So of course I cut one of the Bs off and taped it to the other, so now it says BOOB. I WIN.
-Nik

Speaking of Halloween... The Vampire's Assistent = Crap.... Plotless crap.... Not that that had anything to do with Halloween...
But something that actually has something to do with Halloween (in crappy poem form):

On the eve of Halloween,
Nik and Line,
Walked to the movies.
And met the extremely awesome people who work in Blockbuster.
Who showed us the M&M etch-a-sketch,
and planned to dress themselves in latex.
REPOOOOOOOO MANNNNN!!!!

So obviously... I suck at poetry. That wasn't even poetry... but if you sang the REEEEPOOOOO MANNNNNN!!! part... it would make up for the utter lack of... *WOW*
-Line

Latex doesn't rhyme with Blockuster, nerd. so anyway, I'm really worried that Line's gonna rape CA. Like total wait-in-the-bushes-guerilla wham-bam-thank-you...sir? But anyway, we have a Public Service announcement from your friend and mine, the Dr. Ruth of SY house, the illustrious JN.
-Nik

Hello children. I must inform you all of the dangers of lack of physical contact between couples. Once 2 young people become "attached" physical contact tends to follow (unless they are purity followers... they are out on their own... I have NO idea how your supposed to wait... but that is for another day). Anyways... when a young couple begins to date physical contact in one form or another usually commences. Unfortuantly lucky old Nik found the ONE teenage non-hornster out there. CB not only thinks that lap sitting is unacceptable but has only allowed quick pecks. PROTEST THIS HORRIBLE FORM OF NOT TOUCH-EYNESS!!! TELL NIK THAT SHE MUST STAY AWAY FROM THIS HORRIBLE NON-DISPLAY OF AFFECTION. It is not normal for teenagers to not have physical contact... and hand puppets DO NOT COUNT (yes, there have been hand puppets). Please I urge any body who reads this please urge Nik to get rid of CB. It may offer me hours of entertainment laughing at him... but Nik deserves better. That is all. Back to others...
-JN

*Nik runs off to find a cute photo of him*

Never going to happen people... CB is a chicken who is going to end up getting his head chopped off and then runs off a cliff.
-Line

"THAT'S a cute picture... Mind you he's getting his fucking HEAD shaved..."
-Nik

LOL IT IS! You guys don't belieeeeve me! But oh well. Right now I am fraternizing with a ginger. A GINGER, PEOPLE. AND I HAVEN'T EVEN ASKED HIM IF THE CARPET MTCHES THE DRAPES!! yet...
oh, and I think I was just referred to as a "Giant Freaking Toad." You know you're adorable when.
-Nik

KHANNNNNN!!!!!!!!
-Line

So, a NikandLine first, I interviewed a Ginger.

"So I hear you're a ginger."
*stops talking*
"100% Ginger?"
"Naw... more like strawberry blonde."
"Not what I was referring to..."
*awkward silence*
[BTW:I am the queen Sheba of awkward silences.]
"MAH PUBES ARE ORANGISH"
"OMG REALLY?"
"no, not really."
"aw, damn."
"you'll live."

so through Line I find out...

"You're dating a 20-year-old scene kid? GROW UP."
-Nik

So, I think we've had a pretty good kick at the blogger can tonight, so, on a closing note...

STAY SAFE. THE WORLD DOES NOT NEED ANOTHER YOU.

-NikandLine